Hey nerds, HERE ARE THE SECRETS THE GERMANS DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!!! I made actual German bratkartoffeln. And good news: if you can read this post, you can too! You need: Potatoes. Like, how many you want. An onion. Like, […]

Hey nerds, I cooked something. Tofu Tandoori with Indian Rice. It’s called that because it’s like chicken tandoori only with tofu. And with rice that’s Indian. And capital letters because that shit’s fancy. (Tah-fucking-da) Here’s how you do it (I cooked it […]