“She thinks when you put a toy down it will still be sitting there when you want to play with it again.” (Robert) In its fifth week, Downton Abbey either starts working on wrapping things up or on opening them up even […]
“It doesn’t make a difference if you’re right or wrong. You just have to make a decision.” (Jimmy) This week’s episode proved it’s easier to criticize than to be in charge. Every character who tried to control their destiny found themselves hindered […]
“If she’s got a boyfriend, I’m a giraffe.” (O’Brian) Now who doesn’t like the fair? I sure as hell don’t – today fairs are synonym for teenage kids drinking breezers and barfing on the bumper carts. But back when life was different, […]
“Now I’ve just got to figure out how to get home.” (Peter) This must’ve been the most subtle plot twist ever. It took until about thirty minutes after the episode finished for me to get it. This is it. It’s the solution […]
“Yeah, I understand. You want Schlampen.” (Eddie) For an episode called “The Age of Reason”, it certainly focused a lot on irrational guilt. It was like a confession, which makes sense after last week’s episode, which was sin all around. Almost every […]
“I’m not being ridiculous. No Englishman would *dream* of dying in someone else’s house – especially somebody they didn’t even know.” (Violet) Well that was surely strange. Who would have ever thought people would die in a British costume drama? And that […]
“What’s an observer?” (Astrid) So Peter’s back. Now obviously, you can’t have him immediately be part of the group again. Things just can’t be the way they were – after all, Olivia is a top-secret FBI agent and Peter… well, he’s a […]
“Would you fight for me?” (Richard) I think it was when Jimmy got hit in the face with a cane I sensed this would not be a regular episode. And true enough: what started as a sneaky suspicion slowly grew into full-grown […]
“Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.” (Tobias) Arrested Development is nothing but a comedy legend. Always pushing the envelope, this […]
“I didn’t spend my life getting groped by a bunch of drunks to wind up in a goddamn poor house.” (Gillian) What an unexpected episode. Like a fait divers, we got treated to a season changer in the form of a stroke. […]