…on the train.

I’ve always had a love-hate-relation towards running. In high school, I used to love to sprint, and I was actually quite good at it, too. Jogging, however, destroyed me. I didn’t know what it was, but I just couldn’t do it. No […]

So, confession time. When I was an angsty fifteen year-old, I started writing a fantasy manuscript about an angsty fifteen year-old. Over the course of more than a year, it grew into a 200-page, Times New Roman 10 mastodon. That mastodon is […]

Hi, I’m Bert and I don’t like change. (“Hi Bert”) As you may have noticed, this site looks different now. I’ve been wanting to update it for a long time, but I never got around to it. It wasn’t just that there […]

Hey there! Welcome to the article page – a page where I store movie analyses and essays I’ve written. This category doesn’t update as often, but it goes a bit deeper into the what and why of some stories. The articles are […]