NOT LEGAL TENDER (because a) this is an old bill and b) it's actually digital)

Losing Sleep

So I’ve got this zit. It’s on my head, precisely where my hair parts. It’s swollen so much I can’t sleep comfortably anymore, no matter how I lie. I feel like I’m pregnant with a disgusting mucus baby.

When I was a teenager, my mom used to give me 20 francs (half a euro) for five minutes of zit-pinching. These five minutes usually occurred when I was on a particularly tough boss in a nasty video game, so I got annoyed fast.

But boy, after my fifth consecutive zit-induced bad night rest, I would give her 20 francs to get rid of this thing.

So basically I need a time machine I guess?