Remember Shaun? My wittily named sour dough starter and I would conquer the world, one freshly made loaf at the time. I was so sure of it. Only it turns out Shaun kinda sucks. This is what Shaun and I came up […]

  Those who know me will concur: I am not a patient man. Those who know me will also concur: I am a humanist and believe in personal growth. So I decided to grow my own sour dough. This is Shaun. Shaun […]

Greetings, reader(s)! This is YXZ99, but you can call me Icks (the Z is silent, as is the 99). I found a book, the kind with pages, like humans used to have. On it is a nice, smiling human lady wearing a […]

Hello dearies! Mechthild here, and today I baked wonderful stracciatella chocolate muffins. And because Albrecht isn’t due home for another five hours and I’ve got nothing but this bottle of Bordeaux to keep me company, I’ll show you how it’s done. Don’t […]

Hey nerds, HERE ARE THE SECRETS THE GERMANS DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!!! I made actual German bratkartoffeln. And good news: if you can read this post, you can too! You need: Potatoes. Like, how many you want. An onion. Like, […]

Hey nerds, I cooked something. Tofu Tandoori with Indian Rice. It’s called that because it’s like chicken tandoori only with tofu. And with rice that’s Indian. And capital letters because that shit’s fancy. (Tah-fucking-da) Here’s how you do it (I cooked it […]