I don’t really read a lot. I mean, I like to read, but it’s something I can only do when I’ve got peace of mind. I remember reading IT and The Stand on a holiday in France – tackling these mastodonts back […]
About me: Name: Bert Vdc Occupation: Screenwriter Nationality: Belgian/German Location: Smack dab in the middle o’ Germany Qualifications: Screenwriting (Deutsche Film- und Fernsehakademie Berlin); Master in Pedagogics (Katholieke Universiteit Leuven) Portfolio: Mail me About the site: Welcome! This place mainly acts as […]
Thanks for coming to a page titles like a murder confession. Alas, it’s just boring ole writer stuff. A few things I wrote: Mia (2013), a short film by Wouter Bongaerts about a little girl in a big city. It won a […]
I snagged Papers, Please in a recent Steam sale. I’d known about this game for ages, and while a tenner isn’t exactly a steep price for a critically acclaimed game, the whole craze around the thing just kind of turned me off. […]
Hey nerds, HERE ARE THE SECRETS THE GERMANS DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!!! I made actual German bratkartoffeln. And good news: if you can read this post, you can too! You need: Potatoes. Like, how many you want. An onion. Like, […]
Hey nerds, I cooked something. Tofu Tandoori with Indian Rice. It’s called that because it’s like chicken tandoori only with tofu. And with rice that’s Indian. And capital letters because that shit’s fancy. (Tah-fucking-da) Here’s how you do it (I cooked it […]
You all know it’s no secret I like children’s movies. I love the way they can tell two stories at the same time: One for kids, and one for adults. The horse on the balcony, an Austrian film directed by the otherwise […]
“I found a nickel! Sure wish I had pockets.” (Mike) I have to admit I wasn’t really looking forward to Monsters University. In fact, I was slightly worried – not worried that it might be a bad movie, per se, but that […]
“I told you we’d fit!” “I’m not sure that qualifies.” I have said this before: I never really liked Star Trek. Growing up with The Next Generation, Star Trek was always that show with the bald guy in spandex my sister used […]
“Do you really consider speed typing a sport?” A little confession: When I was fifteen, I enrolled in a dactylography course. It quickly became clear: I obviously had a hidden knack for ramming my fingers down on keyboards and making words appear […]