Now here’s a scary link. Just log on there and click a date. You’ll see all the places you visited on that day (but only if you have location services enabled on your phone, which I haven’t for the last few months, so hah!).

Sure, we all knew this was happening, but seeing it – and seeing it on a page made by Google – makes it both very real and surreal at the same time.

So yeah. That surely is something.

Are you there Google? It’s me, Bert.



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