Lately, I’ve been wanting to learn something. Anything. Well, not anything. Nothing to do with writing. I tried learning how to draw or how to play the guitar, but those two creative activities are too similar to writing. I also considered learning […]
Hi kids! Today I wanna talk to you about the Disney classic The Lion King (or, as the Germans call it, Der König der Löwen). Now, Lion King and I, we go way back. It was one of the first movies I […]
A little quote from something I’ve been working on: And finally, just like that, lying in her mother’s arms, Penny started crying. Uncontrollable, wet sobs, not like the adult she would never become, but like the child she was. The child that […]
Is it wrong to be super excited about Final Fantasy XV? Can I be excited about Final Fantasy at all, now that I’m not a teenage Japanophile anymore? I mean, look at that trailer! That’s a trailer to be excited about? Right? […]
Alt. title: No, I don’t know any shame. Why do you ask? So yes, I went to the movies and watched Jurassic World. And yes! I did so out of my own free will. Nobody forced me, nobody kidnapped me, and nobody […]
Sometimes, life can be better than the best comedy. Take this dramatized transcript of a legal disposition, for example. Six minutes of absolutely absurd, hilarious and at times downright existentialist dialogue about the true nature of a photocopier. Enjoy!
Hey dudes and dudettes, you know how people will endlessly hype a movie and you will avoid seeing it because there’s no way in hell that it’ll live up to the hype? Don’t do it to Mad Max: Fury Road. It’s seriously […]
So I got a Moleskine for my birthday. You know, one of those superfancy notebooks with a leatherlike black cover and a little ribbon for a bookmark. Classy shit – especially for someone who’s been using the cheapest ring notebooks on the […]
Allow me to give you the lamest shock ever: I’ve played pretty much every Zelda game. I kicked blue knights’ ass in Adventure of Link, I spanked the Dark world and Lorule, showed the underwater Hyrule who’s boss and went back and […]
Hey guys! Yes, I’m alive! I’ve been on the road a lot, traveling between multiple places in Belgium and Germany more than *insert terrible World War joke here*. Work has been all-consuming, so there’s little time for lengthy, in-depth blog posts about […]