So I’m back from the USA. “(AUDIENCE (Jeering) You’ve already told us that!”) Anyway. I had never traveled across the Atlantic in my life. Sure, I visited Iceland and went to Uganda, but those places were all in relatively cutesy time zones […]
I’m back from the USA — and apparently people want me to list books or else I’ll face the wrath of some sort of a bucket of ice or books or whatever. (I feel so out of touch with the internet.) In […]
Two jolly old women enter the overfilled train. “I’m going to sit here”, says the fat one, poking a guy with a huge suitcase. “I’m going to sit over here”, answers the one with the glasses and motions a tiny Filippina. The […]