I’m working on something. It features these two snippets: “Penny wanted to reply she would take Adele’s word for it, but before she could, a microphone screeched, and a crackling voice that sounded like it came from a can of peas echoed […]
Lately, I’ve been wanting to learn something. Anything. Well, not anything. Nothing to do with writing. I tried learning how to draw or how to play the guitar, but those two creative activities are too similar to writing. I also considered learning […]
Hi kids! Today I wanna talk to you about the Disney classic The Lion King (or, as the Germans call it, Der König der Löwen). Now, Lion King and I, we go way back. It was one of the first movies I […]
A little quote from something I’ve been working on: And finally, just like that, lying in her mother’s arms, Penny started crying. Uncontrollable, wet sobs, not like the adult she would never become, but like the child she was. The child that […]
Sometimes, life can be better than the best comedy. Take this dramatized transcript of a legal disposition, for example. Six minutes of absolutely absurd, hilarious and at times downright existentialist dialogue about the true nature of a photocopier. Enjoy!
So I got a Moleskine for my birthday. You know, one of those superfancy notebooks with a leatherlike black cover and a little ribbon for a bookmark. Classy shit – especially for someone who’s been using the cheapest ring notebooks on the […]
Hey guys! Yes, I’m alive! I’ve been on the road a lot, traveling between multiple places in Belgium and Germany more than *insert terrible World War joke here*. Work has been all-consuming, so there’s little time for lengthy, in-depth blog posts about […]
Here’s an interesting article I found on German TV. I’m just going to leave that there and silently back out of the room.
Hey everyone! Or everyone from L.A. who wants to see Mia, some other Belgian shorts, hear directors talk, and drink a Belgian beer. Your wish has just been granted. Click this link! You lucky dog you.
So I’ve got this zit. It’s on my head, precisely where my hair parts. It’s swollen so much I can’t sleep comfortably anymore, no matter how I lie. I feel like I’m pregnant with a disgusting mucus baby. When I was a […]